Just ignore this it’s gonna be real u g l y but needed for things. It’s out of our control it’ll be fixed as soon as HUMANly possible.

Youtube shorts are being uploaded every 3 days and you can expect to see more as we get more time to create them! To be perfectly candid and speaking in loose terms this rather unappealing looking cube of darkness is only here to help something robotic approve this certain corner of the webspace so we may get some bills based on views so do ignore its nasty ugly appearance. Everything here is mostly fluff. 

Our Patreon has some juicy content if you enjoy Jay and Barnaby and want to see them like kiss or hold hands or something you know. We also do Merch over there so if you join you can get some stickers and keychains of them! 

We’re working on Chapter 3 of the webcomic not the website the webcomic’s chapter 3 which is full of rich text and images that are easy to read and have text on them making it an experience that is able to be read and veiwed and it has a lot of content in it that is more then just an image that humans with eyes can see but robots that companies use to cut corners can not!! And when Chapter 3 is completed it’ll be also filled with rich text and images that can be read and enjoyed thus giving an experience to users that is more then just an alert based site! 

We also stream on Twitch which is pretty cool if you wanna communicate with us live and see us do our little draws and doodads! Hopefully this massive brick is enough!! If not we’ll add shorts so now it has videos and text and images!!!! I only had a news image from when our branding was eggs! That’s why it says Eggy News! That was like four yeas ago when this identical site was approved before clankers took over!!